Tag Archives: Daily Double

A Whole Lotta Random

Justin has recently discovered the internet.

Although he successfully managed thousands of grassroots groups for the presidential campaign via the internet, he is honestly a grandpa in terms of knowing “what’s happening” online. He is totally unaware of anything viral unless I send it to him, and under no circumstances has he ever stumbled upon anything on his own. If he is sending me a link, it is an article from the Times that he read via iPhone on the train. But in the last 24 hours, something nutty has happened. He took a break from the textbooks for once and has visited and read most of the following sites:

Postcards from Yo Mama

F*** You, Penguin

Photobomb

Emails from Crazy People

Morons with Signs

This is all very new to him and he is enjoying himself immensely. Welcome to the entertaining world of the interwebs, sir.

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I have been craving oatmeal cream pies for days. Last night I decided to give in. Justin went to the store on a mission for them, but couldn’t find them anywhere. Being a wise husband, he brought home the closest thing he could think of to satisfy the craving. Oatmeal raisin cookies and a can of whipped cream. Brilliant.

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Last year I hosted my first Thanksgiving and made my first turkey. Word got out and this year it is happening again at our apartment with about 15 people. Should be fun/interesting!

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I may have an internet addiction. I recently talked to one of my creative directors at work who is thinking of starting a blog and was looking for my opinion. One of his projects might be about giving up PS3 for 30 days and then writing each day instead. I wondered what I might do with myself if I got off the internet when I wasn’t sitting at my desk at work. I should really try this and see where it goes. Have you ever thought about cutting down on your online hours?

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Speaking of doing something with myself, I am asked by an increasing amount of people if I want to be a photographer. They ask if I will pursue it as a career. My answer is always no, because I just do it for fun and if I get paid, I am afraid it will be “work”. I have a variety of other excuses about needing more equipment and not really being formally trained beyond a few b/w film classes in high school and college. But just last week, after one of these conversations, I started to think about what might happen if I did take my own art a little more seriously. What would happen if I put some major heart into it? I am kind of curious now.

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Although they were far from glamorous, I kind of miss the photo shoots that I used to be part of at my old job.

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Candy corn is gross. And yet, I still eat it whenever I am offered it. Do not want.

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Have I mentioned my internet addiction? I am subscribed to over 80 websites and blogs through google reader. If I don’t read them for ONE DAY, then there will be hundreds of updates sitting there. I also read mom blogs. I am not a mom. What the hell?

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I am about to eat ANOTHER oatmeal raisin cookie with whipped cream.

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I used to be a dancer. I took ballet for about 11 years, but quite right after my first solo when I turned 18 and went to college. I miss it VERY MUCH, and can get a little teary eyed if I talk about it. Just last week, during a party at work, I was sipping a scotch on the rocks when the topic of ballet came up and I nearly lost it in front of my coworkers. I am getting a little misty typing this. Maybe I should sign up for adult classes at some point. Although the crying woman eating oatmeal cream pies in the corner of the classroom will not be pretty.

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Back in April, I posted this. I am happy to report that good things have indeed grown from that pile of garbage. People have safely landed in better spots than they started at. :) :)

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Thanks for randomly hanging out at Megagood. Feel free to leave a random fact below in the comments section.

Family Time Part II

“Johnny Depp was in town today. He was promoting that Dillinger movie.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yep, and he said that he loves Chicago. Thinks it is the best city in the world.”

“Wow. Does he want to move here? If he needs a place to stay, then he can sleep in our bedroom.”

“WHAT?!.”

“I meant guest bedroom.”

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I seriously meant the guest bedroom. No, really. I wonder if he is a good roommate. Does he like egg sandwiches and coffee? Would we eat on the porch? Does he put the seat down? Would he cuddle an insane banshee of a cat before bed at the expense of his ability to breathe? Would he go get me eggs in a blizzard? Probably not. I think that I will stick with the current roomate.

Brain Flood

Dear Brain,

What is wrong with you sometimes?

You know very well that all these ideas and plans and projects you come up with are not humanly possible for someone that works 9-5. You are setting me up for something I can’t possibly handle right now. If I stopped sleeping, hired a staff of 20, and had an unlimited budget, then MAYBE we can talk. Why do you torture me?

…And yes, of course I want to learn Spanish and knitting at some point, but why would you throw those into the mix of things to do? It is not a top priority right now.

Teamwork, good Brain. Be reasonable. We need to focus. That is the only way to get even one of these grand plans of yours out of my head and into the world so we can work on the next thing you have concocted.

HEY?!! BRain! Are you even listening? You’re not, are you?

You have already gone and birthed another wild idea into the overcrowded “to do” pit. They are going to start feeding on each other! Oh, the horror. I may have to teach you to meditate. How would you like that, eh?! HAH. That is what I thought. Behave please.

Family Time

The scene: Husband, wife and Porpus lounge on the couch together. Wife’s head is rested on husband’s shoulder. Porp is being cuddled.

Wife: “You’re my best friend.”

Husband: “Aww, you’re my best friend, too.”

Wife: “I was talking to Porpus.”

I Can’t Look

There are certain things that really scare the crap out me.

Fish of course is one of these. More specifically the Moray Eel*. I just did a quick google search for spelling and caught a .2-second glimpse of it’s face and my stomach literally flipped before I could click out of the window. I would post a photo for you, but I physically can’t handle it. The last time I accidentally saw an eel was at the Mote Marine Aquarium in Sarasota. I was walking down the middle of the path, so as not to be close to the glass of any aquarium, when I turned the corner and came face to face with it. Its head was about 1 cm from the glass. Mouth open. The shrunken-human face with cloudy cataract eyes was LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME. It was about six feet long and fully out of its gross eel cave.

I started crying because I was so startled. If you know me, you know I am not a crier. If you ever show me a picture of an eel I will kill you. It is worse than a Rick Roll and will not be forgiven. I can’t explain the fear because it is irrational. The only thing I can say is that certain legless things have no business being so mobile. Speaking of which, have you seen an elephant seal?

I mean...really? Why does this exist? Un-called for mother nature. Stop freaking me out.

Really? Why does this exist?

The same goes for walruses. You shouldn’t weigh 4,500 lbs and be able to move using only tiny flippers and sheer will. Maybe you can get around in the water like that, but LAND? Crazy. I mean, can you imagine if the Manatee just decided to check out land? You would be freaked out, right? Maybe I am alone on this one.

*I had to have Justin find and copy this link for you. I don’t know what it goes to but I imagine it is terrifying.

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UPDATE: After posting this, I was on my blog stats page and saw that someone clicked on a link from my page that I didn’t recognize…so I clicked it. Of course it was the eel link. IDIOT.


Not just DPH

Megagood has been around about 4 1/2 months now. It has become a part of my daily ritual, and I love doing it. It clearly doesn’t feel like work to me, or I wouldn’t post every day. But I recently felt a little trapped by my Daily Picture of Happiness format. DPH is here to stay, but I am adding another feature.

This will not be as “Daily” as DPH, but let’s call it the Daily Double anyway…or DD if you like. Because Jeopardy is AWESOME, cleverly catagorized, and full of random questions answers. So do not run away confused by these new random musings, burning questions, and observations that don’t always have a happy photo with them. The following is a fairly long list of nonsense, but I needed to get it out of my head. I think it will be much more condensed from now on. I give to you…

The Daily Double

  • It is amazing how many things I start doing in life, that have now become habits that I can’t imagine living without. It makes me wonder what will I not be able to live without next month…next year?
  • No, I still haven’t gotten an iPhone. I am sure it will be one of the habits mentioned in the above bullet.
  • Legally Blonde..the musical? No.
  • I feel bad for the blind man that was trying to pick up his guide dog’s crap off the sidewalk yesterday.
  • My view from the office is great. Suicide, fires, and falls into the river are not.
  • Why do I get so angry when Justin wears his winter coat on a nice day?
  • CAN YOU PLEASE NOT WEAR THE COAT. We have 8 months for that. Quit it. I am dying inside.
  • Why is it easier for me to be friends with men more than women?
  • Who FAXES dielines to people? And sends mock-ups with Cheeto fingerprints on them? Come on.
  • Does anyone else think it is a good idea to mix vanilla gelato with lemon sorbet? I certainly do. And will.
  • Am I the only person in the world that has good bosses consistently? Who actually has good bosses?!?! It is crazy lucky. I am not kidding. Candace, Holly, Anne, Pam. Work for them.
  • Why don’t I get in shape so I can return to ballet class? I miss it and it hurts.
  • Besides the coat thing, I love my husband more than anything. I could write a million posts on this. True story.
  • If I didn’t have a loving husband, I would seriously consider dating Nigella Lawson. And Jeff Corwin. And certainly Matthew Fox.
  • If one of the cats is sick I CAN’T stand it or think of anything else. How do parents deal when a kid is sick? Scary.
  • I just started listening to NPR again. I don’t know why I ever stopped. Glad to have it back.
  • I know that I shouldn’t have children yet for many reasons, but I am here to admit I have been thinking about it A LOT lately. Uncontrollable baby fever is in full force. It’s weird.
  • Gum and cigarettes are litter, too. You can’t just throw them on the ground willy nilly. Stop it.
  • Until a couple years ago, Justin didn’t know how sweet pajamas are. WHAT!?!?..I am glad I could help him out.
  • The best ending to a TV series is the last six minutes of Six Feet Under. Shawshank wins for movies. Books is a tough one. What do you think?
  • When the bus stops on a bridge I am constantly picturing what would happen it the bridge broke and we all fell in the water. Terrifying. See also: falling down flights of stairs.
  • Does anyone remember Square One, the math show?
  • Who decided what fruits and veggies would be OK for humans to eat? I used to think there was a man in a room that was the “food tester.” I figured that was his only job. And if he died or got sick from eating something, we would know that berry or fruit was not for humans.
  • There is a project I want to do that really needs exploring on paper. I think a new sketchbook will do the trick. Few things are better than the first blank page of a new sketchbook.