Monthly Archives: October 2009

Can You Live at the Chopping Block?

Because, that would be awesome.

My boss had to unexpectedly fly to Switzerland today, so guess who got her two reserved spots in “Totally Hands On: La Cucina Italiana” cooking class at the Chopping Block?! That’s right, I am the lucky winner.

I invited Amber to come along because she looks cute in an apron and has a solid appreciation for good cheese. She also makes me look tall.

We had a small class in a large, well equipped classroom. If it wasn’t a danger to my loins, I would have stuffed a chef’s knife in my pants and headed home with a fine new piece of cutlery. Alas, I have morals and need my loins, so I return home sans world’s greatest knife. I am adding it to my Christmas list right now. (Mom, check the google doc.)

So we made heirloom tomato caprese salad, a frito misto of calamari and scallops, homemade linguine with eggplant, peppers cherry tomatoes and fresh basil pesto, and last but not least, poached pears with marscarpone cheese and pistachios.

The most fun thing to make was the pasta. The most valuable thing learned was some fancy knife skills. The most delicious thing to eat was the caprese salad. And the best part of all was that you don’t have to clean up a thing.

Since I didn’t want to drop or mess up the nice camera, I used the iPhone for a lot of these shots and videos.

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I thought this was going to be our classroom, but it ended up being for a chicken class.

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Knife skills!

Pesto ingredients

Pesto ingredients

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Basil goodness

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Poached Pears

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Amber mixing it up

My boxed pasta is weeping in the pantry

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Brought out the nice camera for the final spread

The class was lots of fun, and the opposite of intimidating. The instructor and her assistant were welcoming and helpful. And although we opted not to, you can bring a bottle of wine or have some beers during the class if you choose, or even purchase a glass or wine while you are dining on your self-prepared meal. And like I said, you don’t have to clean up a thing. :)

Howl-o-ween

As I am walking back from my cooking class at the Chopping Block (more later; lots of fun), I stumble upon the ASNA Howl-o-ween parade. It is a parade for dogs. In costume. I had seen the banner up for a couple weeks, but had no idea the crowd that it would draw.

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I don’t know why the first video is upside down. :(

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The crowd was huge!

This little banana was my favorite. Cats would never stand for this kind of thing. They wouldn't stoop so low.

This little banana was my favorite. Cats would never stand for this kind of thing. They wouldn't stoop so low.

This is the runner-up in my book. Yes, on second thought, felines likely PLANNED this event, just to see the canines in this weakend state. Paraded around in cute humiliation.

This is the runner-up in my book. Yes, on second thought, felines likely PLANNED this event, just to see the canines in this weakened state. Paraded around in cute humiliation.

Scariest.

Scariest.

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This one has retained the most dignity. He refused to let the hat effect his noble stance.

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Witchiest.

I can HEAR Schween and Porp laughing in the other room. Felines-1, Canines-0.

I can HEAR Schween and Porp laughing in the other room. Felines-1, Canines-0.

Pretty Things All in a Row

Things that have been recently cleaned out and organized:

  • desk
  • purse
  • ridiculous jewelry pile

These three situations were their own private disaster. My work area just looks clean because I shove everything into a drawer at night. The bathroom appears clean until you open the cabinet. Then you are confronted with a massive and tangled wad of jewelry, rogue hair ties, and general rubbish. The purse holds an impressive amount of crap, so it isn’t really a surprise that mine looks more like a garbage bag inside.

Luckily, an intense wave of freaky organizational inspiration came over me last week, similar to the feeling I got about my spice cabinet. I just couldn’t live another day with these hidden sins.

Behold my newly organized jewelry–NOT waded into a ball!

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Accessorizing no longer requires frustrating untangling. And the whole project cost me nothing. Amazing.

It’s the simple things, people.

Light Brite

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I walk by this ever-changing color wall every day on my way home. Hooray for color.

Schween is also into colored lights.

Schween is also into colored lights.

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She is also into fake prey, her own shadow, and imaginary grasshoppers.

She may not be the brightest bulb on the strand, but she gets by on her good looks.

 

I Spy Something Sassy

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“I Spy” used to be my one of my favorite games to play.

Actually, it still is.

A Whole Lotta Random

Justin has recently discovered the internet.

Although he successfully managed thousands of grassroots groups for the presidential campaign via the internet, he is honestly a grandpa in terms of knowing “what’s happening” online. He is totally unaware of anything viral unless I send it to him, and under no circumstances has he ever stumbled upon anything on his own. If he is sending me a link, it is an article from the Times that he read via iPhone on the train. But in the last 24 hours, something nutty has happened. He took a break from the textbooks for once and has visited and read most of the following sites:

Postcards from Yo Mama

F*** You, Penguin

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Emails from Crazy People

Morons with Signs

This is all very new to him and he is enjoying himself immensely. Welcome to the entertaining world of the interwebs, sir.

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I have been craving oatmeal cream pies for days. Last night I decided to give in. Justin went to the store on a mission for them, but couldn’t find them anywhere. Being a wise husband, he brought home the closest thing he could think of to satisfy the craving. Oatmeal raisin cookies and a can of whipped cream. Brilliant.

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Last year I hosted my first Thanksgiving and made my first turkey. Word got out and this year it is happening again at our apartment with about 15 people. Should be fun/interesting!

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I may have an internet addiction. I recently talked to one of my creative directors at work who is thinking of starting a blog and was looking for my opinion. One of his projects might be about giving up PS3 for 30 days and then writing each day instead. I wondered what I might do with myself if I got off the internet when I wasn’t sitting at my desk at work. I should really try this and see where it goes. Have you ever thought about cutting down on your online hours?

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Speaking of doing something with myself, I am asked by an increasing amount of people if I want to be a photographer. They ask if I will pursue it as a career. My answer is always no, because I just do it for fun and if I get paid, I am afraid it will be “work”. I have a variety of other excuses about needing more equipment and not really being formally trained beyond a few b/w film classes in high school and college. But just last week, after one of these conversations, I started to think about what might happen if I did take my own art a little more seriously. What would happen if I put some major heart into it? I am kind of curious now.

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Although they were far from glamorous, I kind of miss the photo shoots that I used to be part of at my old job.

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Candy corn is gross. And yet, I still eat it whenever I am offered it. Do not want.

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Have I mentioned my internet addiction? I am subscribed to over 80 websites and blogs through google reader. If I don’t read them for ONE DAY, then there will be hundreds of updates sitting there. I also read mom blogs. I am not a mom. What the hell?

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I am about to eat ANOTHER oatmeal raisin cookie with whipped cream.

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I used to be a dancer. I took ballet for about 11 years, but quite right after my first solo when I turned 18 and went to college. I miss it VERY MUCH, and can get a little teary eyed if I talk about it. Just last week, during a party at work, I was sipping a scotch on the rocks when the topic of ballet came up and I nearly lost it in front of my coworkers. I am getting a little misty typing this. Maybe I should sign up for adult classes at some point. Although the crying woman eating oatmeal cream pies in the corner of the classroom will not be pretty.

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Back in April, I posted this. I am happy to report that good things have indeed grown from that pile of garbage. People have safely landed in better spots than they started at. :) :)

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Thanks for randomly hanging out at Megagood. Feel free to leave a random fact below in the comments section.

Ship Me to the Apple Barn Festival

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Pick a word, any word. This plate was in the bathroom of Foursided. Bathroom reading for the ADD customer?

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A walk in Winnemac Park with Justin. We took our fake dog for a walk and fit right in.

Fall was awesome this weekend. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an apple pie and a trip to a pumpkin farm/cider mill.

However, I ate too much brunch at M. Henry with Randy and Andrea yesterday to be interested in baking a pie like I had planned. And as far as the field trip to the pumpkin farm/cider mill goes, I am car-less.

It is one of the only times of the year that I loooonnnng for a vehicle. A GIRL NEEDS HER PUMPKINS. The farms in the burbs of Chicago are ridiculously extravagant; petting zoos and pig races, corn mazes and apple orchards, fresh cider and hot donuts. FRESH CIDER AND HOT DONUTS. Want! My friends from high school, Bill and Lindsay, were just engaged this weekend at one of these cider mills in a very cute way. See, cider=love.

You see, I have these childhood memories of the Apple Barn Festival in rural central Illinois (anyone ever heard of Danvers? no, no you haven’t), and I won’t be completely satisfied with the fall season until I can return to this magical place or a place like it. (Add Hayrides, caramel apples, and music to the mandatory list). My heart aches whenever a new Facebook album is posted featuring a pumpkin patch trip, or a goat eating a funnel cake.

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And since everyone I know has been uploading adorable pictures of their babies in pumpkin patches, here is mine.

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nom nom the pumpkin

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Chinese lanterns now greet me at the door. Really really like.

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Leaves creating shadow patterns on the wall.

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Fall twinkle lights are up around the doorway to the dining room. I really love the extra glow. I need all the light I can get.

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Not a real apple pie, but it smells that way.

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Have you met Marjorie and Lloyd yet?

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They are my only Halloween decorations.

Don’t be scared.

Marjorie is not as wretched as she looks. When I found her a few years ago at World Market, I just had to have her. While laughing maniacally, I stood in line with her under squeezed tightly under my arm. I tried to contain the snickering, but it was like I had the church giggles. They simply could not be supressed. The cashier expertly avoided eye contact with the crazy lady petting the ugly kitty, and soon I was the proud owner of a disgusting piece of styrofoam that was covered in something that can loosely be described as “fur.” A year later, little Lloyd was spotted and purchased to keep her company. Justin hated Marj at first, but has eventually come to accept her as an unavoidable presence that visits us during this time of year. She is the unwanted stepchild of our holiday decor.

Rut

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As you can see, my summer masthead it still up. That is because I am a creative zombie at the moment.

Are you familiar with ruts? Because I am in one.

I am in deep.

Please throw me a rope to climb out. Pleeeeasssse help. Oh wait–I haven’t been working out like I am should be, so I don’t even have the strength to CLIMB THE ROPE. This is lame. I will return to the gym straight away, and guaranteed, I will be my normal self within a few days. Promise.

I took the above photos on my way home yesterday (except the blue sky and tree which was a sunny morning shot). Oh, lovely leaves. I heart the crap out of red leaves. They make me want to wear Betty-Draper-red-lipstick and bake a pie while wearing heels and sipping hot-spiced cider with brandy. If I had a fireplace, I would be shoving piles of dry leaves in there just for the smokey smell of fall.

As I have mentioned before, the light is slowly dimming the commute home. Every day that I can squeeze in a few more shots of foliage is a good one.

October sky over my train track horizon.

October sky over my train track horizon.

November–April Sky over my train track horizon.

November–April Sky over my train track horizon.

I think I might need a sun-lamp. Or a vacation to look forward to.

Love

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Fall is the new spring when it comes to weddings. Everyone wants October instead of June. I was the guest at one of these lovely events last weekend. Isn’t the bride cute? She is my sweet office roommate, Michelle. And she will be spending the next two weeks in Europe instead of her desk chair. She decided to go there with her husband instead of the office roommates. HOW DARE SHE? We hate her. A lot.

Honestly though, they are a fabulous couple and I hope they live happily ever after.

Peck of Purple Peppers

People, it is getting cold outside. And the sun is dipping way too close to the horizon during my commute home. In less than a month it will be pitch black when I arrive at my doorstep around 6 p.m.

Knowing that I won’t be able to see ANYTHING during my commute for the next six months, I am stocking up on imagery of growing stuff while I still can. These are from my bus stop on Wacker Drive yesterday.

Tiny purple peppers. Soon to be replaced by evergreens in the planters along the drive.

Tiny purple peppers. Soon to be replaced by evergreens in the planters along the drive.

Reminds me of Monsoon Wedding. These marigolds are living their last days, and will be replaced by piles of snow soon enough.

Reminds me of Monsoon Wedding. These marigolds are living their last days, and will be replaced by piles of snow soon enough.

Let this one burn into your retinas, people. Enjoy the blooms before they go.

Let this one burn into your retinas, people. Enjoy the blooms before they go.

If you are looking for me today, I will be at Daley Plaza, crying into a pile of Honeycrisp apples. Maybe I will buy some pumpkin whoopie pies from the Amish stand to ease my pain. And maybe some cider. And a caramel apple. And some peanut brittle.

On second thought, who am I kidding? Cold weather means food galore. I will trade my blossoms for butter. My sunlight for the oven light. Who needs the warmth of summer when you can have pie? Yes, I will be thrilled when spring is here again. I will once again flip out when I see the first sprout. But for now, I think I am ready to say my goodbyes.